Things I Never Thought I’d Say As A Normal Person (But Didn’t Think Twice About It Now That I’m A Mom)

1. Don’t eat that! That’s soap. 2. Can you not smell that. That diaper has poop in it! 3. Why are you licking the wall? 4. Please don’t try to eat your toes. 5. Don’t eat that. That’s.. What is that?! 6. That’s not my butt on my chest. That’s cleavage. 7. There’s no cartoon… Read More Things I Never Thought I’d Say As A Normal Person (But Didn’t Think Twice About It Now That I’m A Mom)